Thursday, July 20, 2017

I learnt today that it's not a video call until you say "I've lost you" or "It's all blurry". 

Monday, July 17, 2017

I learnt today that if you can go "Oh shit" at a man getting impaled in a film, you know they've got you impressed.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

I learnt today that if you're gonna let someone be mean to you once, they're always going to be mean to you whenever they want. 

Saturday, July 15, 2017

I learnt today that if you take anyone above the age of 50 to a gig, they're gonna become much younger by the end of it.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

I learnt today that you know you've seen the universality of music when you can see someone shaking their hips and waltzing to black metal.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

I learnt today that a sigh of relief is always farther than you think.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Monday, July 10, 2017

I learnt today that they've rebooted Spider Spider-Man so many times, they don't even have to show Uncle Ben dying.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

I learnt today that a good way to learn patience is to wait on an app to load. 

Saturday, July 8, 2017

I learnt today that a good way to be is to think of how many things you're lucky in, rather than count the exceptions.

Friday, July 7, 2017

I learnt today that it's tough to tell whether anyone cares any more.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

I learnt today that unfortunately, some bands just sound bad enough that you have to depend on the vibe for a good time.